Hooters again

**Bugbear** · 12th December 07, 11:41 PM

How many Hooters does it take to change a lightbulb?

**Shriner** · 12th December 07, 11:43 PM

I don't know how many??????

**Bugbear** · 12th December 07, 11:49 PM

Hmmmm, as many as you can hit in one night.

Originally Posted by Shriner

I don't know how many??????

**David Dalglish** · 13th December 07, 03:27 AM

I am too old for this sort of thing

**davedove** · 13th December 07, 06:35 AM

Originally Posted by Shriner

Well Jay,

I guess I am going to have to go purchase a new digital camera and show you up.

Hooters started here in Clearwater Florida. With in a 30 to 45 min. drive we have 7 located and 4 more with-in an hour at...

There is 53 Hooters in the state of Florida.

I wonder how many I can hit in one night...

Now don't make me pull out my old pictures. I have been to 60 different Hooters and have a picture from each. Of course, that's been over many years. Most are from pre-kilt days, and many are even pre-beard.

Of course, living in Florida, you have many more opportunites than I do here in Maryland. I have to travel quite a distance to get to a different one now.

Any time I travel, if there is a Hooters nearby, and I have the time, I will visit. I don't go out of my way (or at least not too far

), but I always check the listing of locations before I go. I'm doing a Caribbean cruise in February, and one of the stops is St. Thomas. They have a new location there, so since I have already been to the island twice, I plan to hit that one.

**James MacMillan** · 13th December 07, 07:06 AM

Well, Heck - It wouldn't take much to show me up! Especially now that I have another dependent on my tax form.

I’ll be pretty busy. Have to re-figure my taxes (Stated, Federal, and County) . . . . . .

Let's see - Can I bundle all the lost wages into one lump son, change the heading to child support, re-figure the college tuition assistance grant money (that now holds new meaning), re-file the last 20 years of amendments, search for Grants lost sister (the Sister?) – heck with white-out, eraser, word-pro, and a creative imagination, I may have a really big refund coming! Three columns, carry the four, make the six an eight, re-indemnify, search out the missing W-2’s………….

I’m gonna be rich enough for three new Tewksbury’s, two Lare’s, and maybe another Newsome…….. Does the IRS have a tartan?

Originally Posted by Shriner

Well Jay,

I guess I am going to have to go purchase a new digital camera and show you up.

Hooters started here in Clearwater Florida. With in a 30 to 45 min. drive we have 7 located and 4 more with-in an hour at...

Gandy Blvd in South Tampa
Channelside in Downtown Tampa
Hillsborough Ave North Tampa
Bruce B Downs North Tampa
Hwy 60 Brandon, FL
Roosevelt Blvd St. Pete, FL
Gulf to Bay Clearwater, FL
2 in Lakeland FL maybe 1 hr away
1 in New Port Richy, FL 1 hr away
1 in Springhill, FL 1 hr away

There is 53 Hooters in the state of Florida.

I wonder how many I can hit in one night...

John

http://hooters.know-where.com/hooter...=386&map.y=246

**ccga3359** · 13th December 07, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by Shriner

There is 53 Hooters in the state of Florida.

Don't they always come in pairs?

**James MacMillan** · 13th December 07, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by ccga3359

Don't they always come in pairs?

Florida women are known to be odd.

**ccga3359** · 13th December 07, 04:44 PM

I was going to verbalize my opposition to sweater vests in that they are meant for warmth but then the sleeves are cut off thereby losing any benefit of warmth.

Anyhow I just found myself outside having a smoke and started shoveling the driveway (2" dumping of snow). I realised that I was wearing Crocs 'n' socks - not so bad, warmth AND ventilation. Maybe I owe my new found father an apology. Well Crocs have holes, snow finds holes, toes go numb! My original opinion on sweater vest still stands.

Man, was I an idiot

!

**James MacMillan** · 13th December 07, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by ccga3359

I was going to verbalize my opposition to sweater vests in that they are meant for warmth but then the sleeves are cut off thereby losing any benefit of warmth.

Anyhow I just found myself outside having a smoke and started shoveling the driveway (2" dumping of snow). I realised that I was wearing Crocs 'n' socks - not so bad, warmth AND ventilation. Maybe I owe my new found father an apology. Well Crocs have holes, snow finds holes, toes go numb! My original opinion on sweater vest still stands.

Man, was I an idiot

!

Half-hearted apology accepted in the same manner as offered. Experience is a hard teacher. Next time put baggies over your sox first, then the crocs. Always try to push the fashion window.