Quote Originally Posted by Monkey@Arms View Post
History lesson for the day, the pattern above, though
Persian and Indian of origin takes its popular name from the aforementioned town of Paisely in Scotland.
Q: when did they change the name to the current spelling of Paisley?

Quote Originally Posted by Monkey@Arms View Post
Grant! Stop squirming in your chair and trying to dip Star's pigtails in the inkwell, or I'll have to come over with the ruler.
Star started it!

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(With appologies to pipesndrumsnun)
Jake started it!