This is so sickening. What a bunch of suck-ups!!!

Hey you, get away from my computer! What do you think you're doing?.....(sounds of scuffling)

Fellow members, I am so sorry. We do try to keep him locked up. It seems my evil twin got out and used my logon to post the above. Please accept my apologies. He has been restrained and given a shiny object to play with.

Seriously, I've always thought the Mods have done a great job.