Non-Kilted activities?

[Bugbear]

Well, you could wear a kilt on the way to the nudest resort. I don't think the nudest towels would count as a belted plaid though. I don't wear a kilt when I'm working on the trees and so on because I've put holes in too many jeans, just not worth it. There's a lot of those type things that you almost need disposable clothing for... paper kilts anybody?

[The Wizard of BC]

I keep a pair of trousers at the kilt shop for those times when I have to change a light bulb. Ladders and kilts right over where the ladies are sewing is a no-no.
I did it once while not thinking.