from balmy (42.1°F. +5.6°C), sunny central Maryland!
These stories of shrinking kilts always remind me of the young lady who, having just returned from a two-week first-class cruise of the Caribean, raved about the on-board cuisine: superbly done, five meals a day with appetizers available all day and night.
"But you know," she added, "that salt water in the swimming pool makes your swim suit shrink!"
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"No man is genuinely happy, married, who has to drink worse whiskey than he used to drink when he was single." ---- H. L. Mencken
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