There are a few familial tartans I could wear, but I'm not gonna.

Shudder.

I really don't care what the name of the pattern is, I'll just wear what I like. I've got a Weathered Mackenzie that I love. I have absolutely no idea if there's a Mackenzie in the family or not. Who cares?

I won't, however, wear a certain greenish-blackish tartan on St. Patrick's Day, but that's a different issue entirely.