Quote Originally Posted by Arlen View Post
Now that's a nice one.
Makes me feel a lot better.


Yesterday I was walking through the city centre at the very late hour of 3 in the afternoon.
A wildly drunken man started humming and opened his mouth.
I was expecting another rendition of 'Donald where's yer trooser?'

What did I get?
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'Where's yer wellies?!'


I'm still trying to figure out why he expected me to be wearing wellingtons.
You dont know why you're expected to wear wellies?

As billy conolly said, of scotish national dress... Edinburghs the only place you see kilts, chooktas wear wellies!