Kilt Pin Science

[Frank McGrath]

All my static is dissapated through the aluminum foil lining in my hats and shoes. It also helps keep the satelites from reading my thoughts. I wonder, should I be lining my kilts?

[Farlander]

All my static is dissapated through the aluminum foil lining in my hats and shoes. It also helps keep the satelites from reading my thoughts. I wonder, should I be lining my kilts?

Oh' yes, everyone in the know knows that the next MOST important thing (right after a proper aluminum or tin foil hat) is a properly grounded kilt!

[ChattanCat]

All my static is dissapated through the aluminum foil lining in my hats and shoes. It also helps keep the satelites from reading my thoughts. I wonder, should I be lining my kilts?

The satelites are reading my thoughts too?
I always wore my foil lined Balmoral to protect against aliens...

[Riverkilt]

Be sure to wrap your ghillie laces in aluminum foil too, otherwise they will act as antennas and transmit thoughts. Or, you can just wear aluminum foil spats if they completely cover the laces.

You can use a small alligator clip, with attached wire, to ground your sgian dubh blade to the foil.

Ron

[ChattanCat]

Be sure to wrap your ghillie laces in aluminum foil too, otherwise they will act as antennas and transmit thoughts. Or, you can just wear aluminum foil spats if they completely cover the laces.

You can use a small alligator clip, with attached wire, to ground your sgian dubh blade to the foil.

Ron

OH NO!
You mean I've been transmitting all this time???
No wonder I keep seeing strange little people.

[Tony]

Be sure to wrap your ghillie laces in aluminum foil too, otherwise they will act as antennas and transmit thoughts. Or, you can just wear aluminum foil spats if they completely cover the laces.

You can use a small alligator clip, with attached wire, to ground your sgian dubh blade to the foil.

Ron

Doesn't this depend on which end of one's body one does one's thinking from?

[davedove]

All my static is dissapated through the aluminum foil lining in my hats and shoes. It also helps keep the satelites from reading my thoughts. I wonder, should I be lining my kilts?

Be aware that this is a good idea, although it is an entirely different conspiracy. (Although I suspect they are linked somehow. I just haven't discovered the link yet.)

Someone in the shadow government is beaming different forms of radiation at our reproductive organs in an attempt to cause different mutations in future generations. To what end I have not yet discovered. The only defense against this is to shield oneself with multiple layers of aluminum foil.

Oh, look at the shiny black van outside. I wonder what they want. Oh no, it's them; they've discovered my hideout. I've got to get out of here.

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