Lifting a Kilt

[Mr. MacDougall]

I once heard someone respond, "You're out of prison, you can get a girlfriend now!" It cracked me up. The only time it's happened to me, I saw her coming, intercepted her arm, and said, "Lass, y'c'n look if y'like, but you've got to kiss whatever y'find." She didn't carry on.

[Chef]

"Lass, y'c'n look if y'like, but you've got to kiss whatever y'find."

I like that!

[JamieKerr]

I've had many a lady (I use the term loosely) lift up my kilt. They think its cute, I don't. I would never disrespect a lady by doing the same to her.

[OFCJAX]

Hasn't happened to me (yet) but Man or woman, someones catching the scare of their life if they try. In Kentucky that act is considered a Sexual Assault. Just imagine the reaction of grabbing a mans kilt and finding out the guy can not only whip you up and down the street but then arrest you and make your next "neighborhood introduction" a tense one.

[Tommie]

My wifes sister did that to me one time while we were siting beside each other at a table.
Her hubby gave her this look an said what are doin?
She said im just feeling of the material.
He told her just so you don't feel of anything else.

[sharpdressedscot]

Shoot, if someone did that to me they'd meet Mr.Knee.

[Nervous Jock]

My wifes sister did that to me one time while we were siting beside each other at a table.
Her hubby gave her this look an said what are doin?
She said im just feeling of the material.
He told her just so you don't feel of anything else.

sharp

[Captain Karrot]

I once heard someone respond, "You're out of prison, you can get a girlfriend now!" It cracked me up. The only time it's happened to me, I saw her coming, intercepted her arm, and said, "Lass, y'c'n look if y'like, but you've got to kiss whatever y'find." She didn't carry on.

I really like this response! I will have to remember it.

It has actually happened to me several times over the last couple of months. I have gone out to a local bar that is apparently a meeting place for cougars (so I am told). These women have no shame.

Of course, I have to admit that I occassionally enjoy the attention...

[AlexMDN]

I once heard someone respond, "You're out of prison, you can get a girlfriend now!" It cracked me up. The only time it's happened to me, I saw her coming, intercepted her arm, and said, "Lass, y'c'n look if y'like, but you've got to kiss whatever y'find." She didn't carry on.

I went farther ones. We were on the heavy party and one lady tried to lift my kilt, so I stopped her, but my wife said - "I told U it's gonna happen! " so I was - "Next time I'll tall her to kiss it"
and my lovely wife - "Why don't U just wright it down on your a-s-s"
I told her - "Watch me baby"


Guess what happened next....