A Brief Reflection On the Nature of Posting On Internet Forums

**Coemgen** · 10th March 08, 09:03 PM

**davedove** · 11th March 08, 05:06 AM

All right, that's it. I can't take any more.

I have decided that since this is my reality, you are all figments of my imagination and you no longer exist.

**Coemgen** · 11th March 08, 01:10 PM

Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

**Bugbear** · 11th March 08, 01:24 PM

Are we still here...

* Sorry Panache, I have removed the cooking picture. I got a little bit to far out there.

**Panache** · 11th March 08, 02:12 PM

You know in the Library of the Great Golden Hall of X Marks the Scot we have a great big book on how to put wayward threads down...

...apparently you can shoot them right above the bill or just hit them with the book!

Cheers

Jamie

**TheSp8** · 12th March 08, 08:02 PM

I'm just a confused hillbilly boy. It worry's me that I understood most of the preceeding comments.

YMOS,
Tony

**Coemgen** · 12th March 08, 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by TheSp8

I'm just a confused hillbilly boy. It worry's me that I understood most of the preceeding comments.

YMOS,
Tony

There are three simple steps to understand the preceding comments.

1) Watch every episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus.
2) Read all five books in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy.
3) Develop a deep appreciation of the band They Might Be Giants. This has nothing to do with the comments, but it helps one enjoy the surreal humour they typify. If you find that TMBG is too surreal, Weird Al is an acceptable substitute.

**Jako Dar** · 12th March 08, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by davedove

All right, that's it. I can't take any more.

I have decided that since this is my reality, you are all figments of my imagination and you no longer exist.

Lest you forget . . .

"A figment of one's imagination is a mythical creature about 1/3 the size of the yearly pumpkin average. It is yellow in skin, but covered with purple fur. Figments have several rows of semi-blunt teeth, three myopic eyes and smell like almost dry dogs. If one is not entirely sure if the creature in their presence is indeed a figment a simple test may be applied: kick the creature with the off-foot (that is opposite of the the hand that one normally uses when handling farm implements). If the creature rolls in the opposite direction of the force of the kick one must assume two things. First, the object or creature is not, indeed, a soccer ball. Second, there is a high probability that it is a figment. If the kicking leg returns with a partially gnawed foot (huge bite marks with only minimal damage) then the figment of one's imagination has been confirmed. The only solution (i.e. cure) to the bite of the figment is to either reduce or increase the usual dose of chemicals leading to altered states of consciousness by a factor of two, turn ones trousers inside out, and commence a daily regimen of thrice-daily traditional jig sessions lasting exactly 27.9 minutes."

**Cerebite** · 13th March 08, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by Jako Dar

That's it!! I'm sticking to 42!!

That is what I have been saying all along

**sharpdressedscot** · 14th March 08, 05:44 AM

Originally Posted by Coemgen

There are three simple steps to understand the preceding comments.

1) Watch every episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus.
2) Read all five books in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy.
3) Develop a deep appreciation of the band They Might Be Giants. This has nothing to do with the comments, but it helps one enjoy the surreal humour they typify. If you find that TMBG is too surreal, Weird Al is an acceptable substitute.

hey, you can't forget Monty Puthon and the Holy Grail!!!

The Castle of Ugggghhhh