A Brief Reflection On the Nature of Posting On Internet Forums

[Coemgen]

hey, you can't forget Monty Puthon and the Holy Grail!!!

The Castle of Ugggghhhh

Watching Holy Grail is taken for granted!

[sharpdressedscot]

Whew! I thought I would have to get the Knights of Ni out.

[Howard Clark]

TMBG, I'll have to put my kid on that. He likes Weird Al (not that I don't), and we all dig Monty Python at my house (my wife not so much).

You lot are nearly qualified to be knifemakers with your twisted sense of humor.

[Weasel Mender]

But, if your mother was a washer and your father was a dryer, how many pancakes will it take to cover the roof of a doghouse?

[Pleater]

Assuming the classic pitched roof - the number of pancakes equals twice the edge of the eaves times the ridge, divided by pies are squared, plus a few extra to take into account the wrap around or standing proud of the edge - it depends on how hard you cook the pancakes.

[Coemgen]

But, if your mother was a washer and your father was a dryer, how many pancakes will it take to cover the roof of a doghouse?

ha-HA! I KNOW this one! The answer is: purple, because ice cream has no bones.