"I wear kilts," or "I wear the kilt." What do you say?

[SportBilly]

In my ever so humble opinion, I believe the following statements to be true:

I wear the kilt. (I choose to wear the national dress of Scotland and free-minded men the world over.)

I wear a kilt everyday. (The kilt is my chosen mode of attire.)

I wear kilts. (I am lucky enough to own many and I wear them all.)

I go about kilted. (See number one above)

I am a member of the kilt revolution. (I have chosen the kilt to experience comfort and freedom!)

I like the kilt. (I hate pants!)

I like kilts. (So many lovely tartans.)

I concur. Now why didn't you get that in on page 1 of this thread? lol