Quote Originally Posted by PiobBear View Post
"No Ma'm; I'm the stockboy from the grocers across the way."

"No Ma'm; but it's good to know that the pharmacists on your home planet are such a dashing, debonair, and devilishly handsome lot."

Quote Originally Posted by Panache View Post
“Actually I’m an accordion player and this is my accordion, this is all a clever disguise as I‘m working undercover. It’s all very hush-hush, need-to-know basis sort of thing. ”


"No, they are fake, but so cleverly designed that they are completely indistinguishable from real bagpipes."


“Bagpipes? Bagpipes! The man at the shop told me this was a hurdy-gurdy!“