Someone asked me if I worked at walmart. I was wearing a red shirt and black kilt. I was also clearly shopping.

I also enjoy "that doesn't have a zipper? How do you pee?"

5 minutes into a conversation: "Are you an exchange student?" (apparently the total lack of an accent wasn't a clue)

The second time I wear a kilt around people I know I inevitably get "You wore that again?" as if I was just going to burn it after one use.


There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.