I'm in deep trouble....

[O'Neille]

A good wife would have bought you one, without you even having to ask for it!

[Mark Keeney]

Open it, Put it on, Go to her and say "Surprise, I thought of you when I ordered this." Then take her to dinner to celebrate the new kilt.

[Cynthia]

Open it, Put it on, Go to her and say "Surprise, I thought of you when I ordered this." Then take her to dinner to celebrate the new kilt.

Oh, hey! I think this one is my favorite!

[Coemgen]

You were kidnapped by a bunch of mean Pirates

[Gilbert and Sullivan]

"With cat-like tread,
Upon our prey we steal;
In silence dread,
Our cautious way we feel.
No sound at all,
We never speak a word,
A fly’s foot-fall
Would be distinctly heard –

"Come, friends, who plough the sea,
Truce to navigation!
Take another station!
Let’s vary piracy
With a little burglary!"

[/Gilbert and Sullivan]

[Dirk Skene]

Men invented jewelry for situations just like this.

John

Hey it does work

[Frank McGrath]

Wow, Honey! Thanks for the new kilt! What's the occasion?




Worked once for me.

[BEEDEE]

Show the wife this thread: http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/k...538/index.html

Brian

[enyapj18]

Men invented jewelry for situations just like this.

John

Hey it does work

It never has for me, but my wife hates jewelry. I have had luck with flowers though.

[Dirk Skene]

Wow, Honey! Thanks for the new kilt! What's the occasion?




Worked once for me.

I'm suprised it didn't get you killed

[auld argonian]

Didn't I see this plot on an old Dick Van Dyke show?

Yeah...only Rob bought a motorscooter instead of a kilt...right?

I think Buddy and Sally covered for him...or am I thinking of another show?

Oh, well, blame it on Allan Brady!


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