The State Of Maryland has a program where you can donate your body to science. Medical students need cadavers to proctice on. So, I signed up. Free funeral and the family gets ashes returned to them in 6 months. So, my living will sends my body to Baltimore, My soul to heaven. I have requested a memorial barbeque. No ties, no jackets. Anyone shows up in a tie gets haunted for the rest of their days. I have requested a piper (whole band would be nice) a couple of kegs (Mama knows what beer to buy) Hula shirts or kilts (whichever your preference) All are invited. Watch this site. Frank