Who actually OWNS a Scottish hand-sewn?

[Ryan Ross]

Per the FAQ:

A 'TANK' is defined as an eight-yard, wool, hand-sewn, traditional kilt. ie., "It's built like a tank." (coined by Jimmy Carbomb c.2005) [Emphasis Added]

Sorry, I was writing briefs all day, hence the emphasis. :P

Ah, I see... that sounds pretty conclusive. Thank you, kind Sir.