Quote Originally Posted by Ozman1944 View Post

Outrageous! Bunch of Phillistines!!!
How can we hear those stirring strains if the piper turns that little secret dial to kill the volume?
And of course puffing lightly instead of blowing will cause dizziness and we'll have poor Pipers passing out all over the place.
"We have a piper doon, I repeat, a piper is doon!"
- Mike Myers as Stuart Mackenzie : "So I married an Axe Murderer"