FUNNY thing just happened.....

My bank called me...

Nice young man from bank: "Ma'am, have you been traveling?"
Impatient X Markser: "No, why?"
NYMFB: "There are charges on your VISA card from Scotland."
IXM: "??? Well, yes, there should be."
NYMFB: "We suspect fraud."
IXM: "Well, I just ordered 16 yards of woolen fabric."
NYMFB: "But it's over $xxx.xx!!!" (you can fill in the blank here.....)
IXM: "Well, it would be - most of it is STROME!!!!"
NYMFB: "??????"