here's what I figure-
if someone says "why are you wearing a skirt," say "why are you wearing pants?" It catches them off guard and gives you enough time to walk away peacefully.

I guarantee that every town, in every society, all over the world has some sort of "deviant." If they are actually your friends, then they will still be your friends. If they are not, then they were never your friends to begin with, and shouldn't be relied upon. Watch "Lars and the Real Girl" to see what it can be like. I"m not saying falling in love with a "love doll" is the same as wearing a kilt, but it is the same idea: deviance.

Remeber: the reason you are wearing a kilt is because you want to and it is more comfortable. The scots have worn kilts for hundreds of years because their nether regions are too large to fit in pants comfortably... and the sporran is to protect those massive whosits. Duh.