How find the guts to go kilted in a conservative community?

[Galb]

Remeber: the reason you are wearing a kilt is because you want to and it is more comfortable. The scots have worn kilts for hundreds of years because their nether regions are too large to fit in pants comfortably... and the sporran is to protect those massive whosits. Duh.

Best reply I've heard. I may use this.

[Jack Daw]

I was asked by a closed-mind at a bar once why I was wearing a "skirt" and I said, "Because trousers are too confining." That shut him up quick.

[7 miles]

HEAR HEAR!!!! I think i will use that next time.

[EBlackall]

Wore it out with a few of the guys to local bars. I don't drink, but they got most of their drinks for free. A lot of the folks that were buying were bikers and their girls.