Best quips/retorts to Kilt questions...

[Nighthawk]

i have this vietnamese dude in my biology class and he doesnt understand the kilt. when i walked to my desk he's said "nice skirt". I replied with its a kilt but he insists that its a skirt. i retaliate with "i least i'm not wearing boxer shorts with pockets". (its those stupid plaid shorts that most teens wear). he stayed quiet for a moment but it didnt stop. but everyone bursted out laughing on that one.

My retort to people like this is "Ignorance is nature, stupid is a choice." Or my personal favorite "intelligent people call it a kilt." And then you could point out all the pant-wearing women in the room and ask him if he's a cross dresser, or it's the women. Let's see how he gets himself out of that. It's fun watching "macho" guys squirm with all the ladies waiting to heat how he answers.

[Nick the DSM]

My retort to people like this is "Ignorance is nature, stupid is a choice." Or my personal favorite "intelligent people call it a kilt." And then you could point out all the pant-wearing women in the room and ask him if he's a cross dresser, or it's the women. Let's see how he gets himself out of that. It's fun watching "macho" guys squirm with all the ladies waiting to heat how he answers.

yeah, i'll probably say that next time.