Speedboat crashes into Scottish golf course

[starbkjrus]

Hmm. Well, it's gotta be more fun to drive than a golf cart.

[JerseyLawyer]

*groans* at all the golf puns. But that's funny.

[emolas]

If that were MY boat, it would have landed on the green .

[Jerry]

As a golfer, my first thought was, "it's a terrible lie. He'll be lucky to stop it within 15' of the pin."

[Freelander Sporrano]

I thought most golfers used those electric cart thingys... :-)

[Amoskeag]

"Yacht not have done that!", said the greenskeeper.
Did he take the stroke from being in the water?

[ThreadBbdr]

Good grief! All I could think of was those videos of racing boat crack ups. The boater was lucky to walk (err.... swim) away from that one.

Thank goodness nobody got hurt badly!

[Pleater]

Oh joy - those things were such a nuisance when I used to sail a little dinghy, zooming around far too fast and much too close and creating a wash that would almost throw us overboard.

I can't think of a better fate for any of them than to end up in a sand hazard.

Not that I'd want the owners hurt or injured - but humiliated and having to swim home yes!! That will do nicely.