Baaaa Means Nooooo!

[MacMoose]

I've been sporting this particular t-shirt for many years...

What does this say about me? No, never mind...I don't want to hear it!

[JerseyLawyer]

It's hillarious, but so very, very wrong.

Of course, it reminds me of the old joke about why highlanders wear the kilt.... Because zippers scare the sheep.

[Colin]

Don't you mean "for ewe or me"?

Ah Grant.........now that was BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAd

[BEEDEE]

That reminds me of the two Australian shepherd's songs It Had To Be Ewe, and Ewe Made Me Love Ewe

Brian

[Pleater]

A farmer was driving along a dirt road when he sees a man walking along towards him with a couple of sheep, so he pulls up and waits for them to go past.

As they pass by the farmer enquires,

'You gonna shear 'em?'

The man turns around and glares indignantly through the window.

'You get you own!'

[McClef]

In Wales it doesn't always mean no.

As inhabitants of Baamouth and Baagoed will tell you.

[duchessofnc]

I've been sporting this particular t-shirt for many years...

What does this say about me? No, never mind...I don't want to hear it!

There's nothing wrong with being fond of sheep. They're such lovely animals. So peaceful and beautiful to watch. Except during shearing. They get a bit feisty during shearing.

*wicked grins* If I could find the entire Monty Python skit on you tube, I'd post it in a heart beat.

[Coinneach]

So in my family, I wear the kilt. My other half wants the t-shirt.

[Woodsheal]

Q:

What was the difference between Mick Jagger and the Scottish highlander?

A:

Mick Jagger: "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"

Highlander: "Hey! McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

[Finn]

I love that joke!