It always amazes me how a kilt can ellicit such suggestive comments. I guess it's an inherently sexy garment. Let's face it.........trousers aren't sexy, therefore, no one cares to ask what's under them. Can you imagine those young girls asking "What's under your snowmobile suit?". It just isn't gonna happen! You could have responded with....."Oh, you mean 'butt floss'?".
On the morning show of the local classic rock station here in Houston, sometimes to win tickets to a rock concert you have to guess what color Suzie's (the newslady) panties are. It's very educational.
That's good! I saw Nightwish last night. When I went through security, the lady patted me down, and asked if I was wearing anything with pockets under my kilt- and then promptly said "Never mind. I really don't want to know." and she waved me through.
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That is great!
On the morning show of the local classic rock station here in Houston, sometimes to win tickets to a rock concert you have to guess what color Suzie's (the newslady) panties are. It's very educational.
Nice! If I had a newslady in the building, I'd steal that idea!
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