Bladderflutes too loud

[JS Sanders]

Pipe down! Brussels slaps a noise order on heart of Scotland

Jason Allardyce - 20 April 2008

http://entertainment.timesonline.co....cle3779828.ece

THEIR high-pitched skirl has put fear into the hearts of Scotland’s enemies and sent sensitive tourists reaching for the cotton wool.

Now, however, the bagpipes are to be quietened by an edict from Brussels.

From this month, pipers must adhere to strict volume limits or risk breaking European Union health and safety laws. Bands have been ordered to tone down or wear earplugs to limit noise exposure to 85 decibels.

Typically, a pipe band played at full volume peaks at 122 decibels outdoors, noisier than the sound of either a nightclub or a chainsaw, which rises to 116 decibels.

The prospect of more subdued bagpipes will be welcomed by some, but musicians have warned performances will suffer.

Pipe majors claim it is virtually impossible to play quietly or to tune a band when the musicians are wearing earplugs, raising the prospect of a cacophony at showcase events such as the Edinburgh military tattoo.

The rules in effect limit practice without earplugs to about 15 minutes a day.

While piping schools have begun issuing students with hearing protectors, pipe majors are preparing to make a stand.

Ian Hughes, head of the RAF Leuchars band at an airbase in Fife, claimed the new legislation in effect outlawed bagpipe playing for the first time in more than 250 years.

The last time was after the Jacobite rising of 1745 and the defeat of Bonnie Prince Charlie’s clansmen at the battle of Culloden.

“These limits are far too low. If we have to go with these regulations, pipe bands won’t exist,” said Hughes. “Every pipe band in the world will be above the maximum volume level.

“Bringing in a law making pipers wear ear protection means the playing of pipes is outlawed. Earplugs take away the clarity of the sound and create a problem if you’re trying to tune a band up to a certain standard.

“You can’t play the pipe quietly; they haven’t got a volume switch.”

The rules are part of the control of noise at work regulations, introduced by the Health and Safety Executive (HSE) following a Brussels directive.

The rules cap weekly average noise exposure at 85 decibels, meaning periods of loud play need to be cancelled out by quiet periods. The idea is not to protect audiences at concerts but performers and other staff.

The new directive also affects rock and classical musicians. Classical orchestras are considering whether they may have to hold quiet rehearsals for music by composers such as Wagner or Verdi to offset the loudness of their concerts.

The loudest rock bands have included the Who, who in 1976 reached 126 decibels. They were beaten last year, however, by the Watford punk band Gallows, who hit 132.5 decibels.

Ian “Lemmy” Kilmister, lead singer of Motorhead, the heavy metal band, said he would resist any attempt to force him to turn down the music.

“The essence of rock’n’roll is loud music,” he said. “How the hell can we be expected to enjoy ourselves if we’ve got to turn it down?”

“Audiences will see musicians in orchestras wearing earplugs in the future,” said Mark Pemberton, director of the Association of British Orchestras. “We are also looking at other ways of reducing noise such as putting acoustic screens between musicians.”

An HSE spokesman said: “If an employer discovers an employee has been exposed above the exposure defined in the regulations they must take action.”

Who's the loudest?
Gallows punk band: 132 decibels
Boeing 747 taking off 100 yards away: 130 decibels
The Who, 1976 concert: 126 decibels
Pipe band: 122 decibels
Pneumatic drill: 120 decibels
Nightclub: 110 decibels
Orchestra performing Wagner’s Ring Cycle: 110 decibels
Underground train: 94 decibels
Vacuum cleaner: 70 decibels
Normal conversation: 60 decibels

[Coemgen]

“The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.” — Milton Friedman

[Frank McGrath]

Commies. Must be related to OSHA.

[Mr. Woolery]

"Tone down"? "More subdued"?

Bagpipes only come with one volume. Yeesh.

I do practice with earplugs in. And I do want to preserve my hearing. But the idea that someone thinks you can make pipes quieter just by legislating it sort of boggles the mind! There are ways to make a quieter bagpipe (smaller bore, primarily), but if we wanted a quiet instrument, we'd be playing jawharps!

Fun.

-Patrick

[cacunn]

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[Sionnachdubh]

this is why I am against joining the EU

Hey Mr. Salmond is this an indication of how things are going to be!

[Jack Daw]

Actually, pipes can be quieted a bit by using softer reeds. But, I don't like soft reeds. I use medium hard.