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    bathroom

    I'm wearing my kilt today and I was questioned. Not uncommon, but this was a question I have never heard before. Someone asked me "how do you go to the bathroom in that thing?".

    I was tempted to say "Running at full speed", but instead I told him "just like pants". After that he asked me where you get a kilt, of course I pointed him to the internet. The conversation that followed was brief, but I think someone is going to go home and start looking for his first kilt online.

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    The last time soneone asked me that, I said "I don't go to the bathroom in it- I usually go in the sink."
    "Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.

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    Running at full speed!!!

    Edit: "I don't go to the bathroom in it- I usually go in the sink." Another good one!!

    I think I should be taking notes....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nighthawk View Post
    The last time soneone asked me that, I said "I don't go to the bathroom in it- I usually go in the sink."


    Funny though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash_4 View Post


    Funny though
    Speaking of which-- it's breaktime!!
    "Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.

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    i usually reply with "how does a kilt change my body's waste system?"
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    I tell them "Well as a matter of fact I'm going right now..." Followed by a nervous glance down from them .

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    ..carefully!"

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    Well actually now that you bring it up... it does pose a curious question. After all.. do you drop the kilt or do you lift it up. Or do you sit down and use the bathroom?

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    "how do you go to the bathroom in that thing?"

    I walk through the door, like everyone else.

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