A 33 percent payrise rise?
OOH look Mr Dove - isn't that an anaconda, there, slithering through the long grass?
Coo its lucky it isn't up in a tree, a snake that big you could have a branch break and then the snake, branch and everything would drop on your head.
Oh look - it seems to have noticed that tree there between us and the gate and is preparing to climb it. What a silly snake it is. Those huge stinging ants are running all over it getting really angry at it shaking their tree.
I presume to dictate to no man what he shall eat or drink or wherewithal he shall be clothed."
-- The Hon. Stuart Ruaidri Erskine, The Kilt & How to Wear It, 1901.
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