Kilt too high, sporran too low: You missed the point: He didn't run his sporran strap through his belt loops and he probably forgot to readjust after a visit to the WC. It's obvious from the height of the socks, that he got the kilt when he was a kid and has almost outgrown it. T-shirt, white knee socks, work boots with a kilt and a leather sporran work for most of the teens at our games.

Cowboy boots: POLISH the boots! Ditch the flashes, pull the socks all the way up, snap the sporran closed and raise it an inch, brush the hat, and ditch the neck ribbon.