Usually I pick up some recent postings from the forum and start to write a story around them - but I'm getting too good at this, I have already dressed one of my characters in the latest effort in - a grey pin stripe kilt - with matching jacket.

I am getting too good at this.

I'd better put the first installment into the off topic section before anything more creepy happens.

Nice kilt, though, just the thing for a civil servant.