Kilts Worn at Long Length

[Carolina Kiltman]

mutter mutter can't see knees grumble grumble.

Kilt without knees - humph.

Going around with long kilts on mutter mutter.

I prefer just to the top of the knee or maybe a tad lower. But as I remember one of my elder relatives muttering, "A woman's knee is a joint, not an entertainment!" I think the same applies here.