Right then Howard, you seem to be a prime candidate for "bespoke" tailoring! The problem then, is to find a tailor that will be able to measure you up and make exactly what you require. I really cannot think of any "bespoke" tailor,in the UK anyway,that would make you a jacket without personally meeting you and measuring you himself. I cannot think that they would want to conduct the fine measurements over the internet! Perhaps I am wrong? Now this could be your excuse for a holiday! No doubt there is a tailor somewhere in the world that would make you a "bespoke" kilt jacket? Scotland, perhaps?