Kiltoholics Anonymous

**1oldsarge** · 14th September 08, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by RockyR

***from behind the corner of a dark alley in a low grovelly whisper***

PSSST... hey Buddy.... what'cha need? I got'cher leather sporrans, yer hose, yer kilt pins. You need the good stuff? I got'cher 8 yard wool kilts right 'ere...

Now, I don't care who you are. That's funny!

**CDNSushi** · 14th September 08, 09:16 PM

Well, Mr. Birddog owes me for a new keyboard for that freebasing sporran comment! I laughed so hard I think scotch came outta my nose and went right in between the keys!

**werewolves** · 15th September 08, 05:28 AM

Originally Posted by CDNSushi

Hi, my name is Jim... And I'm a kiltoholic.

[CHORUS] HI JIM! [/CHORUS]

Sorry, had to be done.

**CDNSushi** · 15th September 08, 07:05 AM

LOL! Yup! I was wondering who'd be the first to post that....

**davedove** · 15th September 08, 07:14 AM

You guys are all so weak. I only buy the kilts I really need or want. I don't have to go out and buy every kilt or accessory I see.

Man up and get ahold of yourselves!

Now, you'll excuse me, but I have to make a payment on my credit card so I can make room for the next acquisition.

**Riverkilt** · 15th September 08, 07:23 AM

I don't think I'm THAT bad...I mean, I'm really not.....I never stuck a kilt pin in my arm...

Ron

**george7** · 15th September 08, 07:31 AM

I'm not a kiltoholic. Kiltoholics go to meetings. I could quit if I wanted to.

**Eric Peterson** · 15th September 08, 07:33 AM

Thanks Jim for this post, as I too am a kiltoholic. My wife is an enabler she drives miles to find fabric fixes. I have been a kiltoholic for only 3 weeks and I own 4. My son has friends that wear kilts to his high school, when he saw my most recent tartan material he asked if there was enough for 2 kilts in that bolt. Has he inherited the kilt gene? Is there such a thing? I think I'll do what any kiltoholic would do, break out the measure tape and simply ask box or knife?

**CDNSushi** · 15th September 08, 07:35 AM

Originally Posted by Riverkilt

I don't think I'm THAT bad...I mean, I'm really not.....I never stuck a kilt pin in my arm... YET!

Ron

There.. Fixed that for ya.

**Tetley** · 15th September 08, 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by GDub

I'm only a month into the unbifurcated habit and I already have 4 kilts!?! The beginning MUST be the worst part of the addiction, right?

Two months and I'm up to 9, I have the fabric for 3 more and I'm waiting for the XMTS fabric to make another.

I can stop, honestly, but the colours...