In Wisconsin,
- You have an irrational need to eat anything from the chippy, as long as it's deep fried: Haggis, pizza, white pudding, sausage, fish, chicken and battered Mars bars.
- You are able to conduct a 20-minute phone call using three words only: Awright, aye, and naw.
- When you refuse the offer of a drink, you hear, "You no well?"
- You can fall when drunk and not spill your drink.
- You measure distance in minutes.
- You can make a whole sentence using only swear words.
- You know someone who planned their wedding around the football matches.
- You have been to a wedding where the football results have been announced in church.
...also hold true. Jalouse we're nae sae unalike efter aw!
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