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    Quote Originally Posted by Jock Scot View Post
    I was just wondering if any one has informed THE Mr. Livingston that it is alright to leave his bunker now and that his kevlar suit can be returned to the stores?
    RETURN the kevlar suit???? are you kidding? The way things go around here I'm thinking of getting more in various tartans. I think kevlar trews in Livingston Ancient will be my next purchase.

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    Another great story, Dave. Now, take a little time off before writing your next one.
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    OK, that's long enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Livingston View Post
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    OK, that's long enough.
    Hmmm, what can I do to Livingston next? I know, I haven't had anyone mauled by a wild animal yet.
    We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

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    Quote Originally Posted by davedove View Post
    Hmmm, what can I do to Livingston next? I know, I haven't had anyone mauled by a wild animal yet.
    <Somewhere in the far, cold north next to a warm fire a furry head rises from a nap.>

    Wompet is ready for mischief.
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    Hmm - didn't I suggest Livingstone met with an anaconda some time ago?

    Possibly.

    Things are getting so entangled

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    Well, Well, When Livingston comes to Atlanta for our next night of SEKS we might just have to do it at the zoo.
    "A veteran, whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve, is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it." anon

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    Quote Originally Posted by davedove View Post
    Hmmm, what can I do to Livingston next? I know, I haven't had anyone mauled by a wild animal yet.
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    <Somewhere in the far, cold north next to a warm fire a furry head rises from a nap.>

    Wompet is ready for mischief.
    Yawning, the shaggy brute looks deep within the fire, to what is on the other side. He sees a kilted man seated before a fireplace, a laptop computer across his knees. The man looks up and impossibly meets the dog's eyes. "Well, I rather liked this one. How about you?"
    "As did I. But why depend on unproven technology they don't even understand when simple magic works consistently? Everyone knows that's how Jerry's delivery system actually works."
    "That's what we know, and that's an entirely different story. Besides - 'What men do not understand, they call magic.' While a couple of them are closing in on the theoretical principles, what we do on an instinctive level is beyond their ken."
    "These conversations always make me want to bite something," whuffed the dog.
    "Well, Livingstone has just volunteered. Or at least, one of him did."

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    Bravo Mr. Dove! I think this tale might be your best thus far. Thank you for your efforts.

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    While I have not yet had the oppourtunity to read the other stories yet, I sure look forward to it! Great job, Mr. Dove. I can only hope that someday my dogs and I can be of assistance to the Great Hall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by davedove View Post
    Hmmm, what can I do to Livingston next? I know, I haven't had anyone mauled by a wild animal yet.
    Easy now. We have bear and mountain lions in our neighborhood all the time. DO NOT GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!!

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