What's life if yer not jonesin'

[george7]

You can start shopping accessories and planning where to wear it. That will take as much as one evening of your jones. Oh, and don't gain or lose weight.

[Tetley]

You can start shopping accessories and planning where to wear it. That will take as much as one evening of your jones. Oh, and don't gain or lose weight.

That's not quite correct, he can gain or lose as much weight as he likes as long as he's lost or gained it all back by the time the kilt arrives