Let's see how I am doing here...

Step 1. Buy kilts. DONE
Step 2. Buy Hose. DONE
Step 3. Buy flashes. DONE
Step 4. Buy sporrans. DONE
Step 5. Buy kilt pins. DONE
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs. DONE
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks. DONE
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family. DONE

Step 6, 7, and 9 MIGHT be a possibility. Step 10, not gonna happen. I'd rather keep others employed. ;)