It's subject to conjecture now.

A serious bride contacted me about 30 minutes ago. Same date & approximate time as MOB was contemplating.

This bride wasn't concerned about a specific tartan, only that I wear a kilt at her ceremony and perform as she specified.

Most importantly, she's paid the deposit to secure the date/time.

Experience & intuition tell me I'll won't hear from previous MOB again.

Slainte yall,
steve