Idiot in a skirt!

**Bugbear** · 20th November 08, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

I always kinda suspected that, too.

I also have this odd feeling that they give some members nicknames over in their world. You know they talk about you, Nighthawk.

**Southern Breeze** · 20th November 08, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by CDNSushi

Oh, but I'd SO love to know. MODS: Can we have a age 18+ "Back room" forum? Please please please please please???

Right after I graduated from school (1987), I worked weekends as a bartender and bouncer. Well, one night this lady who's maybe 5'0 in high heels climbs up on the bar. She's drunk, and starts stripping while trying to belch happy birthday. Loudly. We escorted her to the door and let the cops deal with her.

And to get back on topic, back then, if you wore a kilt, I was one of those who'd give you trouble.
I look back at those days and I'm glad I changed for the better.

**Rigged** · 20th November 08, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by SB996

I have heard it all and like many of you have many responses for the under the kilt question. Does anyone have any good responses to the idiot in the pub telling everyone you are wearing a skirt? Ignoring him works but a quick response is sometimes more fun.

Some of us need the extra room. [pointing at his crotch] Obviously, you don't.

**Nighthawk** · 20th November 08, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by Ted Crocker

I also have this odd feeling that they give some members nicknames over in their world. You know they talk about you, Nighthawk.

Oh I have no doubt! I'd love to know my nickname with the mods. It could only be funny.

And you would have a good one, too, I'm sure, bunny boy!

**Bugbear** · 20th November 08, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

Oh I have no doubt! I'd love to know my nickname with the mods. It could only be funny.

And you would have a good one, too, I'm sure, bunny boy!

Ah shucks, Hawk, you remembered. I'm flattered.

**Nighthawk** · 20th November 08, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by Ted Crocker

Ah shucks, Hawk, you remembered. I'm flattered.

You're welcome!

**morrison** · 20th November 08, 04:53 PM

Carol is a name given to both men and women, as is Kim, Lyn, Jo, Bobby, Daryl, Franky, Pat and dozens more. If the name fits, the heckler may be made to look more closely associated with the female gender than the Kilter!

**Panzer** · 22nd November 08, 04:40 PM

For the most part, bikers are very accepting of others. Granted, there will be jokes and ribbing, but most of it is in good jests... I just keep getting this mental image of 300 bikers all wearing black leather kilts parading through some small mid-west town on their bikes and all of the little old church going, god fearing ladies fainting dead away as the wind lifts 300 kilts at the same time... Ahh... Now I have to go bleach my brain to get rid of that mental...

**arrg-isle** · 22nd November 08, 05:42 PM

1) Pre-Jameson's: "It's a kilt; if I wore something under it, then it would be a skirt!"
2) Mid-Jameson's: "Are you trying to flirt with me?" (Works equally well, in opposite ways, with either gender!)
3) Post-Jameson's: "Your apology will probably sound better before I begin squeezing your throat."