Kilt Do's and Don'ts

[Starshine]

Ok--I KNOW this is just very very wrong...

But did anyone else think, hmmm..."dalmation sporran"?

I really need help--I know.

LOL!

Don't think it hasn't been threatened many times in our house! The way I figure it there's room for at least two sporrans and a pair of golves in that skin. But then he'll do something really cute (the dog I mean not the husband), and I have to reconsider.