Kilt Do's and Don'ts

[Weasel Mender]

Ok. This one is not entirely a DON'T or DO.

He looks REALLY close to pulling it off, but something about this picture just looks off and I truly can't place what it is. I believe part of it is the shoes, and the other part maybe is the frayed bottom of the kilt. All in all though, it looks to me like this individual is trying hard, and ALMOST has it. What are your thoughts on this one?

This is a Don't!
Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and small nukes

Weasel