Reminds me of the time, I got drafted over at the plant. I picked up my "overtime meal money" from the security guard and , went to the plant cafeteria. As I was standing there waiting for my two cheeseburgers to be cooked, A roach crawled across the counter. I made the coment, "the food must be getting better, the roaches are coming back." The old lady who was doing the cooking heard me and said, "my food does not attract roaches" I answered, I guess not, they usually look for something better." She burned my burgers.