Quote Originally Posted by Cassidy View Post
I worked at the Conner Prairie living history museum from the age of ten to seventeen, and heard the "is that a real fire" question more times than I can count. Not kids all the time, either- often it was adults.

My personal all time favorite was the mother who scolded her child fiercely for swatting at the flies in one of the houses, telling him quite seriously that we paid a lot of money to make the flies look real.

People, man, I'm telling you.
Please tell me you're joking. People aren't really that stupid, are they?