Here're some of the more frequent delta alpha questions & statements I've accumulated over the years.

“Are those bagpipes real?”

“I have some bagpipes that cost $175 – can you show me how to play them?”

"No kidding? Songs other than Amazing Grace can be played on the bagpipes?"

“I didn’t know bagpipes could be tuned.”

”Can I try playing your pipes?”

"Are you Scottish?" (I’m from Memphis)

“Are you Irish?” (I’m from Memphis)

"Is Ireland in Scotland?"

"Is Scotland in Ireland?"

"Is Scotland in England?"

"Is your kilt real?"

"Ever been to Brigadoon?"

"I've visited Glasgow Castle."

“Have you ever heard of 'Highland Games'?”

“I play the _______. Bagpipes would be easy to learn.”

“Really? There's actually 'written music' for bagpipes?”

Slan yall,
steve