Here's Your Sign

**Nighthawk** · 15th December 08, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by Squeaky McMurdo

My dad keeps sending me love notes on Yahoo Messenger intended for his girlfriend in China....

getting love notes from your father is CREEPY!

This thread keeps getting better and better!

**arrg-isle** · 15th December 08, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by ozone

Well, folks in FRISCO, Colorado may not be as liberal as you might think. Now, if you meant to say SAN FRANCISCO, that's another story.

As a native San Franciscan, I can say that calling it "frisco" is like calling your country a c....to quote those clever frat boys out there (Oops, I meant "Fraternity")

I see your point.
It's the same issue the folks in Buffalo have with their lack of news coverage in a magazine called The New Yorker. Or the frustration Patriot fans in Pittsburgh, NH have towards an NFL team called the Steelers.
I guess I should have made my apostrophe bigger.

**haxtonhouse** · 15th December 08, 07:10 PM

On Jay Leno the other night three contestants were asked what the 3 states of water were- they all three said "Hawaii, Alaska, and Colorado"!

**sathor** · 15th December 08, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by arrg-isle

I see your point.
It's the same issue the folks in Buffalo have with their lack of news coverage in a magazine called The New Yorker. Or the frustration Patriot fans in Pittsburgh, NH have towards an NFL team called the Steelers.
I guess I should have made my apostrophe bigger.

When I lived near Cincinnati, I remember people being mad that they couldn't vote for the mayor of Cincy, because they lived in a different town! If the sign by your house says something is 20 miles away, you don't live at the place 20 mile away!

**Nighthawk** · 16th December 08, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by haxtonhouse

On Jay Leno the other night three contestants were asked what the 3 states of water were- they all three said "Hawaii, Alaska, and Colorado"!

Was it a comedy sketch?

**Cherub** · 16th December 08, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by haxtonhouse

On Jay Leno the other night three contestants were asked what the 3 states of water were- they all three said "Hawaii, Alaska, and Colorado"!

Well Hawaii would be Steam(gas), Alaska would be Ice (solid) and i guess Colorado would be liquid, although I don't know what their weather is like

being in the Great White North as I am.

Why am I even trying to rationalize it.......

**Southern Breeze** · 16th December 08, 12:20 PM

During Fall we're often asked "Where did all these leaves come from?"

As a landscape designer and foreman I've been asked almost everything.

**haxtonhouse** · 31st December 08, 05:20 PM

At dinner last night (in Bozeman, MT) a lady asked if I knew some guy from Lowell, Wyoming, because he played the pipes at a funeral she went to.

**Downix** · 31st December 08, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

This thread keeps getting better and better!

I had my father test out his pickup lines on me once....

my father had a very sick sence of humor. You can imagine the hell my younger sister went through.

**Nighthawk** · 31st December 08, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by Downix

I had my father test out his pickup lines on me once....

my father had a very sick sence of humor. You can imagine the hell my younger sister went through.

I like your dad already. "Your lips! They look like raw meat and I'd like to chew on them until I gag!"