Did Santa Come?

[Alan H]

I got to spend Christmas with my mother in law and father in law. I know what counts.

[English Bloke]

I must have been a very good boy because Santa must really Love me...

I got a Dalwhinnie 15 y/o single malt, a Ardbeg 10 y/o single malt, a Graham's LBV 2003 Port (mmm... there's a theme building here maybe), a chunk or real Biltong (Sun dried beef, made in Hampshire but to authentic methods by former Zimbabweans. Not sure where they found the sunshine to do it but it tastes like the real thing.) Pink's new CD ("Funhouse"... we like Pink)
Oh yeah... and a Hand sewn 16oz Strome Kilt in Bruce Modern Tartan. (Pictures here http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/m...157/index.html )

But nothing I got compares with Jock Scot's present. Jock, you must be chuffed!!

The very best present I could ever have and Santa came up trumps! My eldest son came back from Afganistan today and is retiring from the Royal Marines after 12 years. Thanks Santa!