I have a set of clubs upstairs, don't use them.

My mom once said I shouldn't wear a kilt because I am not a member of a group or Scottish. (I am though, descended from her line which has Gordons, and more, in it.)

Though, makes me think of a 'snappy answer' being, "yeah I wear kilts because I like to golf. I don't play bagpipes because I just play mini-golf."