Kilt Inspector

**Nighthawk** · 9th February 09, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by Bigkahuna

You are SOOOOOO dead if she ever reads this!!!

No, man! I'm serious! The only reason she would killt me is if I didn't get this shirt for her! Her Kilt Inspector pin would look great on it... and she has said that the pin is just too understated. I love her... When I was decorating the house for Christmas, I wore jeans, since I had to climb a ladder. She stood me complaining.

She's singlehandedly responsible for the majority of my kilts...

**Tatonka** · 9th February 09, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

She's singlehandedly responsible for the majority of my kilts...

Then she is a good woman and you should get her the shirt!

**The Barry** · 10th February 09, 09:47 AM

I have to make sure that my girl knows nothing about this shirt existing, that would be trouble!

**bchunter** · 10th February 09, 11:18 AM

I know a few I wish did have the shirt! (Ladies, that is!)

**Nighthawk** · 10th February 09, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by Tatonka

Then she is a good woman and you should get her the shirt!

I will when I'm paying off the Albannach tartan kilt that she talked me into getting.

Gods bless her.

**KiltedDawg** · 11th February 09, 08:27 PM

I remember a rugby song about "Who ate all the pies?" After seeing this post, I think I know!

**Riverkilt** · 11th February 09, 09:06 PM

Whenever I spot a kilt inspector shirt on a lass I stop, position my feet at parade rest, open my arms wide, smile, and wait....

Still waiting...but maybe some day....I mean hey lady - you're wearing the shirt...do your job!

**The Barry** · 11th February 09, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by Riverkilt

Whenever I spot a kilt inspector shirt on a lass I stop, position my feet at parade rest, open my arms wide, smile, and wait....

Still waiting...but maybe some day....I mean hey lady - you're wearing the shirt...do your job!

I am sooooo doing that next time I see one of those shirts on lass at the games or on St. Paddy's day!

**The F-H.C.A.G.** · 11th February 09, 11:04 PM

False advertising is what I would call it. If you wear the shirt, perform the, umm, shall we say, duty?

But if I had a 5XL shirt, I could just belt it around the middle and not wear anything else!

If I wore it, I'd live up to the advertising.

I don't own one though.

Be well,

**The Barry** · 12th February 09, 12:01 AM

To tell the truth, I don't want anything to do with a kilt inspection from someone wearing a 5XL.. I might just have to find out how suitable the kilt is for running!