Quote Originally Posted by The F-H.C.A.G. View Post
False advertising is what I would call it. If you wear the shirt, perform the, umm, shall we say, duty?

But if I had a 5XL shirt, I could just belt it around the middle and not wear anything else!

If I wore it, I'd live up to the advertising.

I don't own one though.

Be well,
It sound to me like a good idea for Mr FHCAG to get you for Valentines Day