A new, simply fabulous phrase: the 50-yard kilt

[sydnie7]

So, would that be one of the legendary 'never to be mentioned else you will be blackballed from the customer list' Lady Chrystel Septuple Box Pleat kilts?

Can't imagine the wind getting the better of you with that one, but would the elevators go up, or would you have to take the stairs?

Yes, I saw the potential for confusion between "viewing distance" and "content of kilt" ! Kilted Michelin Man, anybody?

[Carolina Kiltman]

I shouldn't tell on family like this, but my "baby" brother, (he is 69) takes about 10-11 yards for a formal kilt. (140cm chest & hips, abt 55" and 130cm waist,) still nowhere near the 100 yard range.